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i had a relaxer up until i was 20 lol (my mom was a beautician and straightened it when i was 5)
i cut it into a bob in highschool
then i rebelled (and wore way too much makeup):
today i was at my sister’s soccer game one of the assistant coaches came over and started talking to my mom
and then he was like ‘who is this young man’
and i WAS LIKE
'IS HE TALKING ABOUT ME OH MY GOD'
AND HE WAS
AND MY MOM WAS LIKE ‘uh this is my daughter’
THE GUY WAS SO EMBARRASSED
BUT I WAS LIKE ‘hey its ok i look like a dude today’
it was so funny omg he felt so bad
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a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???
Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next
polish person trying to get themself noticed
portuguese person trying to hush other people
Chinese person trying to do calculations
swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation
Dutch person sarcastically agreeing with you.
a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing
are you kidding me? I’m a teacher and that shit’s my FAVORITE thing to read. not even in a ‘check this out it’s so bad’ kind of way but a ‘I’m learning so much about this student, I remember going through this phase myself, man I hope they keep writing in their life’ way.
my sexuality: pictures of the lotr cast dorking about in full costume
until i die, i will never fangirl over the cast of a movie the way i do with the LotR cast. ;)